40 Memes That Are Worth the Squeeze

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    Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side
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    Haz @_Hazpilicueta Best not tell this guy any secrets
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    Me whenever my cat falls asleep in a cute position
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    when I finally make my only fàns He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!
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    you know I keep that mf thang on me
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    When you finish the ice cream and start nibbling on the wooden stick
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    sephiramy Follow 3d ago Jan 2 the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet discuss emmaubler Follow 3d ago No, no need to discuss your analysis is spot on. 22,816 notes 11:43 PM
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    nicole sweeney @sweeneysays the most effective kill switch for my anxiety is someone else freaking out. it's like my brain says "ok cool, as long as SOMEONE is on Freaking Out Duty, i can get to work on solving the problem" and the lack of other people to freak out for me is the worst part of living alone 9:49 PM 2022-10-24 Twitter Web App
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    Dewey P. Dribbles, Esq. @kylekinane court is all like "place your non -wiping hand on this book of half-remembered ghost stories told by inbred winos and promise not to lie to this final boss cop in a goth prom dress.” ok sure man whatever you say.
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    Jeff Zentner @jeffzentner Escape room idea: Just a well-stocked bookstore with clearly marked exits. You have one hour to get out. Good luck.
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    armando, king of the simps @UtterPWNedNoob The Sorting Hat: *Barely touches my head for half a second* THERAPY 9:00 AM - 1/16/20⚫ Twitter for Android 607 Retweets 2,120 Likes That's Hufflepuff we count those.
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    Writers will get this. me
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    free them all @hyejinhere Shoutout to everyone who simply cannot work at an even, steady pace, and instead vacillates between frenzied hyperworkmode and a near- catatonic state of existential dread and avoidance
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    when you walking downstairs and accidently step two steps down
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    EVERYBODY LOVES DAYMAN
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    Frank Whitehouse @WheelTod If you can't handle me at what you have mistakenly assumed is my worst, then prepare to be unpleasantly surprised in the immediate future. >
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    Crockett @CrockettForReal If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom's spaghetti | think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell
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    me coming back to the party after @dwight jokeam throwing up in the bathroom
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    When I say I have plans later this is what I mean
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    "thank god it's the weekend" me Saturday and Sunday:
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    anxiety adhd flinching at loud noises spectrum autism ptsd
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    MY HEART Walking Running Looking at my beautiful boyfriend whom I adore and love so much wow he deserves the world
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    ✰ samflower ✰ @milkygoddess oh would u look at the time it's i-miss- my-boyfriend o'clock
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    BRAD ADDAMS nottbrad NOT WHEELS DUDE Where's my Car? NOTTBRAD/WWW.BRADDAMS.COM 1/4 JESSE'S CAR
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    Her: I bet he's thinking about other women. Him: If Jesus stood on a river, would he stand still or move down the river like on a conveyor belt?
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    Scary Terry F @daemonic3 [guy who's about to invent croutons] *eating salad* i wish this hurt 7:45 - 17 Oct 19. Twitter Web App
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    Finding a ton of health and ammo in a video game Mariye Yay! Finding a ton of health and ammo in a video game Wait...
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    *Passes by a random NPC* NPC: "I can't talk right now, busy!" Me: I don't remember asking you a thing
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    Me looking for a snack your fine
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    you: *exists* my heart:
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    the-pietriarchy inactiveblogger echobo lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake 171,729 notes
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    RA thesunshinegrl: I love twenty one pilots Photos Source: thesunshinegri 29,387 notes 11
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    londonur: part of me wants to wear leather jackets and red lipstick and be super and break boys' hearts but then I also want to wear sundresses and be sweet and cute and shy and giggly but a different part of me wants to be beautiful and smart and mysterious and another part of me just wants to sit in bed and watch netflix while I eat pizza Guess which part wins 99.9% of the time
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    turbomun: do you ever have one of those friends who is such a huge part of your life that sometimes you remember that you weren't always friends with them and you just how do without friend???? Source: turbomun
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    krabbydon: cenkrett: If you are so committed to being perfectly lawful that you cannot see the value of breaking a law to defend yourself or others, you're not good, you're obedient. tfw you don't know if it's social commentary or d&d meta Source: cenkrett 45,741 notes 600 2
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    When you've been conditioned from a young age to bottle up your feelings and someone gets upset with you for doing just that. @depressed_bro_memes
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    once white people say after getting high That was almost as good as the kale I had earlier! Oh goodness what a rush! That was some dank grass Barbara! Haha that was so lit! If: Exterior
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    cool as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads 108d Follow hey girl do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again and blow another vape cloud dope
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    WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio Stars... They're just like us! Mostly volatile burning lumps, noiseless in the void of space. Cold and alone. Dying.
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    *hits blunt* "is there another word for synonym?" Carry-Me
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